Will order Slingshot modem tomorrow. Hope it's worth it or they allow returns.

MI drivers are tards, especially in winter.

This damn weather sucks. Sitting in bumper to bumper traffic.

This Fri will get Slingshot Mobile Broadband. Hopefully can blow away the dialsuck.

Why should there be a DTV delay? People have known for years that it's Feb 17th. Tards!

Fucking tards on Telegraph driving at 15 MPH just because of a little ice. They're making us late!

U of M sucks for experimenting on dogs from shelters.

Why the hell did ABC News mobile do away with the number shortcuts for links?

How the hell could Hephaistos love Hera when she'd tossed him from Olympus as a baby?

Buying Iliad, Oddyssey and Aristotle.

Only idiot stops for ambulance when it's on other side of median of divided highway. My friend is an idiot!

Virgin Mobile epic fail for data service being offline!

Chimp out. Obama in. Let the fun begin.

Wth? Wikipedia will load on my phone but not my computer?! Epic fail!

Saw Marley and Me. Sweet movie with lots of adorable doggy moments. Bring kleenex for the last part however.

Yay! Four days off work!

Stopping at McD's for cookies.

Zero degrees out. Macomb, Monroe & Wayne County schools closed/delayed. Oakland schools all open. Oakland sucks!

How the hell can an ISP server be busy? Epic fail.

Movie a bust tonight too. Can already tell.

Shredded beef jerky rules!

God forbid we be able to move smoothly on a public road!

MSN Messenger can burn in Hell for kicking me offline.

Movie delayed till tomorrow due to weather.

Hopefully going to see Marley and Me tonight, weather permitting.

Tgif

To keep their foreskin from flapping up on their faces.

Why do police wear neckties?

Obligation should never stand in the way of fun.

After 6 years of faithful srevice my 23 watt flourescent bulb died. Just replaced with 15 watt flourescent.

There is no right to not be offended.

What's the difference between a congressman and a criminal?
Their accomodations.

Ramen without the flavoring sucks.

I want to ride a penny farthing.

Spare the air? Wood burning bans during the winter? Spare me! Who's behind this? California of course!

Ugh! Back to the old grind.

REAL ID is the Mark of the Beast! Death to REAL ID!

Howard Forums fails for going offline just when I was posting something.

Happy New Year 2009!